This one always cracked me up.
My favourite lines:
at the art gallery: I adore Kandinsky, don’t you?
at the dogpark: Where do you have him clipped?
at a sporting event: What’s the score?
I usually tried the ‘Go to a bar and drink’ method.
A whole journal filled with hilarious articles from women’s magazines.
I loved One Day At A Time. Bonnie Franklin just died. I wanted to be Valerie Bertinelli, have a rock star fiancee, wear his band symbol on a necklace around my neck.